Here is one of the most tame offerings from T Shirt Hell. Who didn't love Diff'rent Strokes? Heck, I still have a goldfish named Abraham. I have to warn you though, this T-Shirt hell site is NOT for the easily offended (or, in some cases, not the 'not-so-easily-offended')

Most of their stuff comes with its own inherent shock value. I think a lot of them are very funny - but I have decided to stay away from them on my blog so you all wouldn't judge me.

Cool part about T-Shirt Hell is that once you decide on a design, you get to choose the color and style of t-shirt from a very good selection. This "I'm What Willis Was Talking About" ringer clocked in at about $19.

Aw man, these shirts really bring me back. In high school I had notebooks full of designs for my own stills - the library really is a wonderful resource if you know how to use it. Before the days of Home Depot and Lowes - where was a 16 year old kid supposed to find 1/4 inch surgical tubing? I was "this close", I tell ya.

Inspired by Hawkeye and Pierce and Honeycutt from M*A*S*H - I finally had some science to sink my teeth into.

Anyway - I say we legalize brewing your own moonshine. It's a much better use of all that corn than corn syrup (side note: Did you know the weight of the average American has increased 20lbs since corn syrup became a widely used sweetener in the early 80s?)

"Moonshine ... if it wasn't so good, they wouldnt chase us" is what it says on this shirt from Moonshine Tees. It will run you about $22.50. They have others too ... and get this ... they get shipped in a mason jar ... how freaking cool is that???

...and remember ... the first ounce or so out of the still will make you go blind. (seriously)